Identity Theft

Yesterday some dude got into my Facebook account and changed the email address, so I can't log into my Facebook anymore. He even made a new email address that's similar to mine but with the number "123" at the back just for that purpose. Also, for some weird reason, he changed my name to "Made Mal"... like what the fuck is Made Mal? I figured Mal is probably cos of my name, but, again, what the fuck is Made Mal?

I logged into Kel's account to check out what he's done, and I find him playing Poker with MY chips, so I joined the room. He was basically throwing my 6.5 Million by doing shit like going all in with 2 Million pre-flop with off-suit 2 and 3... Still, I didn't care, I started chatting with him
This post is bloody long cos of the chat logs so bear with me.

Here's the conversation (I am Kel because it's not my account)

[Kel]: made mal
[Kel]: who are you?
[Kel]: why did you steal my account?
[Kel]: if it's for my hold 'em chips, you can just take them all, just give me back my account
[Kel]: you can throw away all the chips like you just did, i don't care, just give me back my account
[Kel]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH
[Made Mal]: ok man ]
[Made Mal]: but u have to pay
[Kel]: how much?
[Made Mal]: ill send u message
[Kel]: who are you?
[Kel]: what did i ever did to you?
[Made Mal]: u did somthing... i will remind u
[Made Mal]: but later
[Kel]: what did i do?
[Kel]: is it because of the elections?
[Made Mal]: i said i will tell u later
[Kel]: who are you?
[Made Mal]: far friend
[Made Mal]: ;)
[Kel]: do i really deserve this?
[Kel]: what do you get from taking my facebook account and playing poker...
[Kel]: what does made mean anyway?
[Kel]: give me a call when you want to talk
[Kel]: i'm sure you have my number
[Made Mal]: yes u are right
[Kel]: oh well, just call me
[Made Mal]: no i wont call
[Made Mal]: how much u buy ur account ?
[Kel]: what do u mean?
[Made Mal]: how much you pay ?
[Kel]: how do i see you?

*at this point he left the table and entered another,I followed him*

[Kel]: made, so you are just trying to finish my chips?
[Kel]: how are you going to contact me?
[Made Mal]: yes wy ?
[Made Mal]: u care about ur chips or ur account?
[Kel]: it doesnt matter, just wondering why
[Kel]: because you must really hate me to go through all this trouble
[Made Mal]: do u really want me to give u back ur account ?
[Kel]: yea
[Made Mal]: ok look
[Made Mal]: do u pay 1000$??
[Kel]: i just dont know if you are going to
[Kel]: where do i meet you
[Made Mal]: add me on msn
[Made Mal]: v.i.pee@hotmail.com
[Kel]: r u online?
[Kel]: where r u?

*at this point he left the room and I added him on msn*

Sticky Icky says: why are you doing this to me?
Sticky Icky says: what did i do that was so bad?
life is a bitch.. says: look man
life is a bitch.. says: some friend of u
life is a bitch.. says: paied me to do this
life is a bitch.. says: i dont know u
life is a bitch.. says: im far away from u ?
life is a bitch.. says: even i dont know where u are from
life is a bitch.. says: i met him on yahoo chatrooms
Sticky Icky says: i asked you earlier what i did, you said you'll remind me later
life is a bitch.. says: yes coz he told me to say that
Sticky Icky says: what does he get from doing this?
life is a bitch.. says: i dont know
life is a bitch.. says: he paied me 600$
life is a bitch.. says: man im form lebanon
Sticky Icky says: how did he pay you?
life is a bitch.. says: ill do whatever to who pays me
life is a bitch.. says: western union
Sticky Icky says: who's the guy?
life is a bitch.. says: he asked me to make ur account be disabled
life is a bitch.. says: im sorry man
life is a bitch.. says: i dont talk about my customers
Sticky Icky says: i thought u said you'll do anything if you get paid
life is a bitch.. says: aha
life is a bitch.. says: how much u gonna pay ?
life is a bitch.. says: now... becam a cutomer
Sticky Icky says: so you're willing to tell me who it is?
life is a bitch.. says: yes sure
life is a bitch.. says: when ill got the money
Sticky Icky says: so, i pay you and you dissapear... you know that thats not right
life is a bitch.. says: look
Sticky Icky says: i dont mind paying you if you can assure me ull tell me
life is a bitch.. says: that guy paid me firt
life is a bitch.. says: b4 i got ur account
Sticky Icky says: how did you get into my account?
life is a bitch.. says: lol
life is a bitch.. says: it not ur business
life is a bitch.. says: that's my job
Sticky Icky says: of course its my business
Sticky Icky says: how do i even know that you really hacked in
life is a bitch.. says: im in
life is a bitch.. says: ur account
Sticky Icky says: you probably just guessed my password
life is a bitch.. says: hahahahahahaha
life is a bitch.. says: no man
life is a bitch.. says: anyway
life is a bitch.. says: i dont have much time to lose
life is a bitch.. says: i have to leave soon
life is a bitch.. says: if u wanna make a deal..
life is a bitch.. says: lets do it
Sticky Icky says: how much you expect?
life is a bitch.. says: 600 $
life is a bitch.. says: coz he want to pay 400$ after disableing account
Sticky Icky says: i thought u said he paid first before u did it?
life is a bitch.. says: there is 2 deals
life is a bitch.. says: the account deal
life is a bitch.. says: nd the disabling deal
life is a bitch.. says: 600$ for stealing and 400$ for disabling
life is a bitch.. says: that why i told u at first u have to pay 1000

I tried my best to make him talk, when he didn't, I went to start a new account and re-add all my friends before he deletes my old account (cos I needed to see the old account's friends list and add one by one from there). Being the bitch that Facebook sometimes is, I had to type the random words crap for verification EVERY TIME I added someone

THE FUCK does my life have to be filled with so much drama? First the blog, then the elections, now this? Seriously, all you haters, leave me the fuck alone!